When all the wooden horses
go galloping away
When your imaginary friend
tells you she doesn't want to play.

When fairy godmothers forget
their appointments with pumpkins and mice
When Peter Pan flies not through an open window
but rings the doorbell twice.

When I try so to be happy
but fall to sadness and gloom
When I try to smile
but tears only bloom.

It's time
to cancel Christmas.